Friday, March 13, 2026

Orange Bucket Missing

The British weather just stole my art supplies. My £1 B&Q bucket is now officially a runaway. 

I spent 5 minutes roaming the streets, desperately looking for my escaped bucket. It’s gone. The wind didn’t just take a bucket, it took a potential masterpiece. Milton Keynes, you owe me an orange soul.

If you see an orange bucket flying over Milton Keynes, tell him I miss him.




Thursday, March 12, 2026

Eyeing This Rice Cooker

 I’ve been eyeing this rice cooker for days.