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在船上 我看見UFO...!
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親愛的 告訴你 我和你一樣 是手太小了

"for the love food...(它的確將 "life is still sweet" 這句high-light 了的。)
which traditional corner shop sweets
are stacked up in jars along your memory lane?
For a taste of the good old days
we've recreated these nostalgic favourites,
proof that life is still sweet."
Welcome to the Age of Un-Innocence.
The glittering lights served as backdrops,
heaving trysts are still glowing,
but the stage is empty.
No one has breakfast at Tiffany's,
and no one has affairs to remember -
instead, we have breakfast at 7am
and affairs we try to forget as quickly as possible.
No one really have lovers -
even if they have slept together.
布殊反恐無獲 拉登仍在潛逃by 盧覓雪
地球並沒有因誰而停下來 大家繼續努力向前走吧
There's not much going on today
I'm really bored, it's getting late
What happened to my Saturday
Monday's coming, the day I hate
Sit on the bed alone, staring at the phone
He wasn't what I wanted, what I thought, no !
He wouldn't even open up the door!
He never made me feel like I was special
He isn't really what I'm looking for !
This is when I start to bite my nails
And clean my room when all else fails
I think it's time for me to bail
This point of view is getting stale
Na na na na na, we've all got choices !
Na na na na, we've all got voices !
Na na na na na, stand up make some noise !
Na na na na, stand up make some noise !
Sit on the bed alone, staring at the phone
He wasn't what I wanted, what I thought, no !
He wouldn't even open up the door !
He never made me feel like I was special
He isn't really what I'm looking for !
He wasn't what I wanted, what I thought, no !
He wouldn't even open up the door !
He never made me feel like I was special !
Like I was special ! CUZ I WAS SPECIAL !
天水圍基本上同事實上係一個只應該o係discovery channel內存在既地方。
而我亦深深相信,住天水圍o既女仔,情路會特別堪坷。
唔係因為個女仔住o係最cheap既公屋定樓價冇望回升既嘉湖山莊,
唔係因為個女仔係綜援戶定低收入住戶。
1)係因為任何住港島區而想追佢既男人,
自己冇車而好有風度咁截的士送個女仔返屋企,
會發現搭七折的士一來一回都要六七百蚊,
個男人好快就會明白,住天水圍既女仔的確唔係發展愛情既好對象。
2)係因為個女仔無論著得幾靚打算去dating,
由佢出門口到上車既一刻,佢都必須同大自然搏鬥,而佢一定會輸。
o係掛緊3號風球既今日,當個女仔o係車站食風飲雨等左25分鐘,
都仲未見到架269B,佢決定行去西鐵站。
平日分鐘既腳程,今日行左15分鐘。
一路上,無情既風雨、樹葉同垃圾,
不停拍打佢副gucci sunglasses
同對落地唔夠一個月既Rebeca Sanver金色蝴蝶結芭蕾舞鞋,行三步起碼退兩步。
而佢發現,路上既其他人勇到唔擔遮。
佢細心觀察,明白到其他人唔係咁勇,只係連遮都吹翻左。
個女仔終於知道,所有天水圍既街坊,都應該買把梁蘇記既遮。
剛看到舊同事的一篇
"天水圍係一個只應該o係discovery channel內存在o既地方",
看到天水圍女仔的情路,實在堪坷。
天水圍男仔的情路又會是那一種境況?
當一個天水圍自己沒有車,不會租的士的男仔
想追一個港島區女仔的時候,
男仔會頓時發現天水圍是一個名副其實的衛星市鎮。
地球人幻想月球上面有嫦娥,有玉桂樹,有玉兔,有吳剛在劈柴。
香港人幻想天水圍有魚塘,有牛耕田,滿街童黨,
家家戶戶都在上演他們自己的Les Misérables
(雨果的悲慘世界,即港譯的孤星淚)。
而事實上,我亦相信百分之七十以上的天水圍人,
都是一個又一個的La misérable。
廢話說完,重點是天水圍與香港經濟活動中心的距離。
(根據天文台的解說,是那條叫做“維多利亞港”的河流一帶)
1. 去完街街,送完港島區既女仔返屋企後,
稍為低能既天水圍男仔可能會選擇搭叮叮去中環再搭船去尖沙咀,
然後再因應眼訓程度去選擇搭巴士或者搭巴士轉西鐵返屋企。
原因只係坐下叮叮,天星小輪這些上世紀的交通工具之後,
再同自己講:“嗯,其實港島女仔唔係遠的,不過因為我想感受下
搭叮叮的氣氛同埋吹下海風,所以至要咁耐。。。”
2. 當喜歡的港島女孩突然打俾你話想同你食早餐、午餐、晚飯,
宵夜的時候,男仔會選擇造價逾400億的西鐵,
再在南昌站轉東涌線去港島。如果,約會地點在中環Soho LKF都還好,
如果約會地點是港島東,甚至要先到那些港島東港島最的家接她,
那男孩絕對是不用花錢租的士,因為1. 可能上東區走廊前塞車塞死,
搭地鐵可能還要快;2. 對不起,食飯時間已過。;3. 女仔已經自行解決。
3. 當港島女孩唔開心/掛住你,突然想見你時,
此時沒有車的男仔還不捨得租的士飛出去
(算吧啦你,你可以放棄港島女孩)。
當你踏破千山萬水終於去到港島女孩身邊時,
女孩的唔開心可能已經俾海風吹走,
一時傻左竟然會掛住你都被海風吹清醒了。
(ㄚ,我忘了隨著香港的發展,高樓大廈遮擋著維港,
港內風力比起周邊地區細得多)
4. 最現實亦都最殘酷的是慢慢你的時間都變得更加不夠用,
本來可以花在第二方面(食好D?玩好D?)的金錢,都變了交通費。
天水圍男仔追港島女孩時,比起九龍和港島的對手都要多一重難題,
就是要同時間和距離搏鬥。
要知道古人道“近水樓台先得月,向陽花木易為春。”,實在不無道理。
近日知道原來我和Stephy在幼稚園時期做過同班同學。
大興村長大的她已成功脫離屋村生活,那我又何時才能移民到香港去?
三球風球的日子,我和路上其他人一樣沒有打傘。
不是因為我把遮俾吹翻,
而是我深信漫長的車程有足夠時間讓我身上的雨水蒸發。
或者,時間能夠蒸發的不只是雨水。
PS:不知道梁蘇記在86年宣佈結業後,
之後重開的第4代梁蘇記是否還是全部人手製造,
包修一世鋼遮骨呢?
曾經都想給自己買一把梁蘇記,因為那時我不想自己病,
病左還怎樣照顧別人?
不過去到那十分現代化的梁蘇記門市,實在找不到那份傳統。
也許我告別將不再回來,你是否理解?你是否明白?
也許我倒下將不再起來,你是否還要永久的期待?
如果是這樣,你不要悲哀,共和國的旗幟上有我們血染的風采。
如果是這樣,你不要悲哀,共和國的旗幟上有我們血染的風采。
也許我的眼睛再不能睜開,你是否理解我沉默的情懷?
也許我倒下再不能醒來,你是否相信我化做了山脈?
如果是這樣,你不要悲哀,共和國的土壤裏有我們付出的愛。
如果是這樣,你不要悲哀,共和國的土壤裏有我們付出的愛。
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong
So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
全球首富比爾.蓋茨到底有多富?
1
蓋茨每秒賺250美元,即每天賺2000萬美元,一年賺78億美元;
2
假如蓋茨掉了1000美元,他才懶得去撿,
因為他去撿要花掉四秒鐘,這一彎腰他已賺回1000美元;
3
美國的國家債務約56200億美元,如果由蓋茨來還,
他能在少於10年內償還美國的債務;
4
如果蓋茨將錢捐給地球上每個人15美元,
到頭來,他還剩下500萬美元的零用錢;
5
邁克爾.喬丹是美國收入最高的運動員,
如果他不喝不吃,將3000萬美元的年收入存起來,
他必須存上277年,才能像蓋茨現在這樣有錢;
6
假如蓋茨是一個國家,他將是地球上第37個最富有的國家,
或是美國第13家大公司,甚至比IBM還大;
7
如果將蓋茨所有的錢換成一美元,
你可以建一條路連接地球和月亮,來回14次,
但你必須用1400年不停地建造這條路,而且用713架B747飛機來運這些錢;
8
蓋茨今年45歲,假設他能再活35年,
他必須每天花678萬美元,才能在上天堂前花完他所有的錢;
9
不過如果微軟視窗的用戶每次在電腦死機時可以向蓋茨索賠1美元,
蓋茨會在三年內破產。