Dumb Ways To Die

Set Fire To You hair...
Poke a stick at a grizzly beer...
Eat medicine thats out of date
Use your private parts as pirahna bait

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Dumb Ways To Die , So many dump ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do Your One electric work
Teach your self how to fly eat
A 2 Week Old unrefrigerated pie

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Dumb Ways To Die , So many dump ways to die

Invite a psyco Killer inside Scratch
A drug dealers brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer
Space use a clothes as a hiding place

Dumb Ways To Die , So many dump ways to die
Dumb Ways To Die , So many dump ways to die

Keep a rattle snake as a pet sell
Both of your kidneys on the internet
Eat a Tube of superglue
I wonder whats this red button do

Dumb Ways To Die , So many dump ways to die
Dumb Ways To Die , So many dump ways to die

Dress Up Like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasp for no goed reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a levvel crossing

Run across the tracks between the platform
They may not ryme but they are quit possible

The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to die
so many dumb so many dump ways to die